04:39:34 PM (Isvarmt) I never get penis jokes.
04:39:36 PM (Isvarmt) :c
04:40:00 PM (Isvarmt) I'm really good at pulling them though.
04:40:01 PM (Isvarmt) The jokes.
04:40:02 PM (Isvarmt) I mean.


17:26:29 (MetarsusDemented) This bread is my body, this wine is my blood, this string cheese is my hair.
17:27:58 (MetarsusDemented) This tomato is my head, these carrots are my fingers, and these drumsticks are my legs
17:28:20 (MetarsusDemented) "Jesus, stop playing with your food."
17:28:27 (MetarsusDemented) "Oh, shut up, Judas."


01:10:20 PM * aplmngo showers naked
01:10:23 PM (Juggled) ...
01:10:26 PM (Juggled) most people do, aplmngo


* LadyLadybug's friend is trying to make her put on dresses :C
* LadyLadybug's friend says she shouldn't be such a goddamn pussy and just put the dresses on like a man